Sunday, January 1, 2012
The Run, The Plunge and the Glasses: Hangover Classic 10K and Ocean Plunge (1/1/12)
Race: Hangover Classic 10K
Location: Salisbury, MA
Goal Time: 40:00
Real Time : 39:29 (6th in my age group)
Many years ago I had a conversation with a dude. He told me that he had seen God while he was throwing up peyote and off on some drug induced vision quest. Normally I take random people talking about random drugs at random parties with a little more than a grain of salt. This guy I treated with the same grain of salt.
That was until mile 5 and a quarter of New Year's Day's Hangover Classic in Salisbury. As I turned the hairpin at 5.25 I heard SRRers who had run the 5k cheering me on. Unfortunately, I also felt like I needed to vomit! I was forced to come to a complete stop and dry heave - TWICE. While I did not see God directly, St Anthony of Padua (or maybe Jersey) interceded for him and like Gabriel to Muhammad said: "our Lord knows you best; He will have mercy on you if He pleases."
Well he didn't really say that. What St. Anthony of Jersey said was: "Take this water; you need it more than I do."
I took the bottle of water, took a big swig and was ready to continue the race.
*****
The Winners' Circle Running Club's Hangover Classic was the second leg of the SRR Winter Grand Prix. Because of this yellow and black bees appeared to be buzzing about the starting line jumping from delicious nectar filled flower to delicious nectar filled flower.
Two weeks ago, the plan had been for Jim, Jason and I to go for 40 minutes together. Two weeks can be a long time.
At the gun I spent my time fighting to catch Officer McGinty. The usual people jogging 9 minute miles but lining up at the start forced me to bound around and through people. I finally caught Dan, ran his pace for a minute or two and then pushed on.
My next jump was to Jim and then forward to Jason. Neither of them felt as good as they had earlier in the month.
By the 1.5 mark and the 5k/10k break I was by myself. I did get to yell to St. Anthony of Jersey as he continued to his steaming toward adult PR in the 5k.
I had latched on to Stephen around mile 3 on the back portion of this generally out and back course. I knew I was doing surprisingly well when every person I knew that we passed coming the other way said something along the lines of: "Holy crap! Go Jesse." This started to scare me. Are the wheels going to come off this run?
The wheels came off three quarters of the way through the 5th mile. I told Stephen I was done (at least for now) and that he should go kick ass. From 4.75 until 5.2, it was a real fight for me. Fortunately two things happened that probably would not have if I was NOT in a running club.
1. At the hairpin right on the beach is when the dry heave / St. Anthony intercession happened.
2. Three people passed me in the last mile. The first two were somewhat disappointing. The third however was Matt Noyes.
The water intercession saved me until the passing happened. When Matt passed me, however, I was rejuvenated. At least I could hang onto somebody for a minute. Not only did I hang onto him, with a quarter mile left I was able to shift into fifth gear and pass him. Of course, with a tenth of a mile left Matt shifted into a sixth gear I didn't have and blew me away.
I finished at 39:29 and sixth in my age group - 34th male (which earned me a pint glass for being in the top 40 men!)
And, unfairly if you ask me, my chip time was faster than Matt's so I officially beat him. Anyone who actually saw the last 1/10th of a mile would realize that if we started even he would have merely sprinted in 6th gear earlier. If this keeps Matt from winning something in the SRR Grand Prix - I will file an official protest with the powers that be.
*****
I finished and Robert was all about doing the plunge. I gave my watch to Chris and we went to the beach. To Robert's chagrin, I spent time taking off my socks and shoes. But this allowed Anthony (St. Anthony of Jersey, that is) and SoRad to catch up with us. With Bradley the four of us just ran in.
This is one of those: "Don't think, just GO" times. The more one thinks about diving into the Northern Atlantic Ocean on January 1st, the dumber it sounds. In fact even as I write it sounds ludicrous!
Fortunately (I guess?), I had no such time to think how unreasonable of an idea this was. When the ocean got about knee high, i determined I had reached event horizon. I was now - in for a penny, in for a pound. (of course penny/pound logic often makes you lose a lot of money at the poker table.) Robert, St Anthony, Bradley and SoRad all dove into the ocean with me.
In case you thought since it has been unseasonably warm out thus the ocean might be warm, let me dispel any such hypotheses immediately.
But I did it and got another glass - making it a DOUBLE GLASSWARE RACE!
*****
Flying Otters update:
Joe O'Leary - 7th overall in 10k
Anthony White - 16th overall in 5k
Jennifer Rapaport - 93rd overall in 10k
*****
Other SRRers:
PRs were numerous and I apologize if I forgot. Aaron Beer had a BEAST MODE 3 minute PR. Erin Morin had a PR but doesn't want to recognize it due to possible short course (by 0.1 miles or so). Bradley, Korynn, Kimi and SoRad all had great PRs.
I don't know if it was a PR for Bill Hees but he definitely dominated with a 21:19 on the 5k.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Running Down the Dream: Winter Classic 5K (12/11/11)

Friday, December 9, 2011
Flying Otters: SRR Grand Prix
Monday, December 5, 2011
BEAST MODE!: Mill Cities Relay (12/4/11)
Kings of Beer (Aaron Beer, Dan McGinty, Jesse Morrow, Marc MacDonald, Seth Maleri)Distance: 5 legs, 27 miles (5.4, 4.75, 2.5, 9.5, 4.75)
Expected Time: 3:20:30
Actual Time: 3:10:26
Aaron and I met Dan and Marc at the School in Nashua. We prepared our uniforms, bits of Clydesdale red mixed in with SRR Black & Gold. Marc had purchased bandanas for us.
As I began to figure out the red bandana, Brendan (of iPhone meteorology fame) came up to me: “Are you all wearing red for Budweiser Clydesdale?”
“Yep,” I said. He got a kick out of it.
With Seth (hopefully) at transition 1 already, I made my way to the start line with Aaron and Marc giving me a bit of encouragement. At 8:00 am they “dropped the brick” to start the race. (As Marc commented, a far cry from the cannon start at MDI).
Leg 1: 5.4 Miles – Jesse (expected time: 38:00 – 7:02/mi)
Our main goal was to beat Pauls and the Lovely Ladies (there were beers riding on it). As I was matched up with Korynn, goal one was obviously beat her by as much as I could. Considering she has been running her best ever with recent PRs at Casey’s, and MDI along with a trail race at the Wolf Sox 10K – I was not taking it lightly.
It was still my first race since my season defining MiamiMan Duathlon. I had spent the last three weeks taking it easy from training. This week and next week’s Winter Classic were to be my intermezzo between 2011 and training for Blackwater 2012. That said, I was going to try to beat my 5-mile PR pace set in the heat of July in Southie. Little did I know I would bust into Beast Mode!
The first mile was cold and I wished I had worn gloves. I was briefly distracted when we crossed the Merrimack as the sun was refracted by a misty fog that played weird tricks with the view of the Victorian era looking pylons from a long gone rail bridge that might remind one of a Wordsworth poem. (But, I digress).
At the end of the first mile, I had run a 6:42. This was scarily ahead of my pace. Yet, I did not feel like I was running fast. Normally, when I am running too fast, it feels like I’m running fast. I did not feel like I was running fast – hmmm. Now I’m sure in Zen and the Art of Running (a book, I’m sure must exist) it discusses the wu wei of running. The least effort per step leads to faster times. I really felt I was closer to successful wu wei running than I ever have been. I continued running what felt like not running.
Miles 2 – 4 whizzed by at comfortable sub 7 speeds that I would never have thought of running two months ago. When I watched my Garmin to get to mile 4.5 (an attachment that despite Coach Tim’s urging, I have yet to break the bonds of). Here I moved from wu wei into BEAST MODE. The last mile from 4.4-5.4 I did in under 6:30 and the last 800, I broke 3:00.
Turning into the Sears, I realized they probably weren’t ready for me. So, I started yelling over the crowd of supporters: “Seth! I’m Coming!” I reached the hand off to find no Seth. I continued yelling: “Seth! SETH!” Then out of the Corner of my eye, I caught so a red flash attempting to jump up and grab the slap-bracelet (replacement for baton). Seth was not prepared for me to run so fast and had to fight his way through the crowd to get to me. I handed him the red bracelet and walked through the crowd to high fives from Marc, Aaron and Dan who were congratulating me on my beast mode time.
Normal Jesse: 5 miles – Jimmy Kane 5 miler – 37:25 (7:28/mi)
Beast Mode Jesse – 5.4 Miles – 36:17 (6:43/mi)
(For the Record: Korynn did have her own beast mode at 39 minutes and would have put normal Jesse and the Kings of Beer into a bit of a bind.)
Leg 2: 4.75 Miles – Seth (expected time: 36:48 – 7:45/miles)
Seth finished his best 5k two months ago at 7:30 speed. He followed that up with PR at MDI. Running at his best from those two, Macmillan calculated around 7:45s so that was my estimation. Macmillan and I were wrong:
Normal Seth: 5K – Homeless Coalition 5K – 23:20 (7:30/mi)
Beast Mode Seth: 4.75 miles – 34:50 (7:20/mi)
Leg 3: 2.5 Miles – Aaron (expected time: 18:45 – 7:30/mi)
This was Aaron’s second race since his injured New York Marathon. Putting in 7:30s is what I would expect with his “season” over and this as a wrap up. Once again I was wrong.
Normal Aaron: 5K – An Ras Mor – 23:02 (7:24/mi)
Beast Mode Aaron: 2.5 miles – 18:00 (7:12/mi)
Leg 4: 9.5 Miles – Dan (expected time: 1:11:15 – 7:30/mi)
Dan has had a great past few months. Yet he expected to run 7:45s (since he finished with the Police Academy and no longer has to endure Bobcat Goldthwait but also isn’t forced to run every day); I gave him a conservative estimate of 7:30s – knowing he might actually run 7:15s. Dan and I were quite wrong.
Normal Dan: 15K – Bow Lake Dam 15K – 1:09:38 (7:29/mi)
Beast Mode Dan: 9.5 Miles – 1:06:19 (6:58/mi)
Leg 5: 4.75 Miles – Marc (expected time: 35:37 – 7:30/mi)
While Dan’s improvement has been the most drastic, Marc has probably had the most linear and consistent improvements of any members of the Kings of Beer over the last two years.
Based on his killer Casey’s Halloween run, I expected Marc, a month and a half out from his marathon, to throw down something like 7:30 miles. Once again, MacMillan and I were wrong.
Normal Marc: 4.06 miles – Casey’s Thursday Night Halloween Run – 29:57 (7:22/mi)
Beast Mode Marc: 4.75 miles – 34:00 (7:09/mi)
Kings of Beer finished at 3:10:26 (7:03/mi), which would mean we would still lose a marathon race to Coach Tim and many others; but we would but combined Boston Qualifier. It also won us each a free beer from The Pauls and the Lovely Ladies whom we beat by 8 minutes. We fiished 77th out of 207 and 22nd out of 30 in the Men’s Open.
SRR Shoutouts
Bed Bugs Can’t Stop Us – 2nd in the Men’s Open
Masters of their Own Domain – 1st Men’s Masters
Get Off My Lawn – 2nd Men’s Seniors
En Fuego – 2nd Women’s Open
Geezergirls – 2nd Women’s Veterans
Nuke to a Knife Fight – 1st Coed Open
Can’t Stop Them… - 3rd Coed Masters
Somerville was also the second place club – 12 points behind Gate City.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Rail-Trail-palooza: Black Friday Hundred (11/25/11)
Distance: 105 miles
100 Mile Time: 7:14
105 Mile Time: 7:43
So as people piled into large chain stores to buy stuff for near the same price they can the other 364 days, I decided to ride my Nashua Rails to Trail ride.
Rail Trail #1 – Somerville Community Bike Path (Winter Hill-Davis Sq.)
Rail Trail #2 – Alewife Linear Trail (Davis Sq. – Alewife)
Rail Trail #3 – Minuteman Community Bikeway (Alewife – Bedford Depot)
Rail Trail #4 – Bedford – Billerica Narrow Gauge Rail Trail (Bedford Depot – Bedford Center)
Intermezzo – Route 225
Rail Trail #5 – Bruce Freeman Trail (Westford – Lowell – 10 minute break – Lowell - Westford)
Intermezzo 2 – Route 225 and Sandy Pond Road and Briefly on 2A
Rail Trail #6 – Nashua River Rail Trail (Ayer – Nashua, NH)
Lunch @ Zacharia Pizzeria
Rail Trail #6 – Nashua River Rail Trail (Nashua, NH – Ayer)
Mechanical – Popped Rear Tire on 2A in Ayer (I hate 2A up that way – the Gardner-Fitchburg section is the worst “paved” road in America)
Intermezzo 3 – Sandy Pond Road and Route 225
Rail Trail #4 – Bedford – Billerica Narrow Gauge Rail Trail (Bedford Center – Bedford Depot)
Rail Trail #3 – Minuteman Community Bikeway (Bedford Depot – Arlington Center)
Home Ride (I was already over 100 so I went home the short way) – Broadway (Arlington Center – Winter Hill)
Good LSD ride to start the Winter/Spring Season. Apparently I really didn’t care about the speed of the last 5 either since it took me nearly half an hour!
Friday, November 18, 2011
2011 – Season in Review
So the season had of course ups and downs.
Soccer Team “To Be Determined” had a good run into the play-offs only to be beaten in the first round.
Cycling saw a PR in the 200K and the finishing of my first official Century ride. It also saw my failure in the 300K
This year’s marathon – the National Marathon – was virtual disaster. Virtual because I did finish.
I ran 3 track miles – none near fast enough.
In the Trail/Cross Country Category, I had one slow 10 miler and an all surface PR at the Playworks Run For Recess 5K.
I ran three different relay races. SRR-Wind took 3rd at the Club Cup; Team Bonnie and Clyde took 4th at the MDI Marathon; and, Herbert and The Exotic Dancers did well at Lake Winni.
MAJOR GOALS
I had set three major goals before the season. The first was the National Marathon, which was not a great showing. But, any finished marathon is a good marathon.
The second was the Cape Cod Half Marathon Trilogy. I ran my two fastest half marathons and won the 211-225 lb Clydesdales in each of the three and will get a jacket for the completion.
The third was MiamiMan. Dominated this!
PERSONAL RECORDS
- Road 5K – An Ras Mor – 21:35
- All Surface 5K – Playworks 5K – 21:19
- Khoury’s 4.13 – Summer Steamer – 28:52
- 5 Miler – Jim Kane Sugar Bowl 5 Miler – 37:29
- Half Marathon – Johnny Kelley Half Marathon – 1:37:43 (missed doing it again by 10 seconds in October at Harwich)
- 200K Cycling – Boston Brevets Dighton Rock 200K – 11:00:00
HIGH CATEGORY FINISHES
- Hyannis Half Marathon – 1st Clydesdales
- Playworks Run For Recess 5K – 1st 35+
- Johnny Kelley Half Marathon – 1st Clydesdales
- Club Cup Challenge Cup Marathon Relay – 3rd Team
- Casey’s Summer Steamer – 2nd Clydesdales
- Jim Kelley Sugar Bowl 5 Miler – 1st Clydesdales
- Harwich Cranberry Half Marathon – 1st Clydesdales
- MDI Marathon Relay – 4th 2 Person Team
- Miami Man Half Iron Duathlon – 1st Clydesdales
Looking forward -
2011/12 Winter/Spring Season
Tentative Goals
B Races
- Winter Classic 5K - December
- Sudbury 10K - January
- Hyannis Half Marathon – February
- Eastern States 20 Miler – March
- Boston Brevets' 107K – April
A Races
- Providence Marathon - May
- Blackwater Duathlon - June
Sunday, November 13, 2011
99 Problems but the Bike ain't one: Miami Man (11/13/11)
Race: Miami Man Half Iron Duathlon
Distance: 0.85 Mile/56 Mile Bike/13.1 Mile Run
Goal Time: 5:20:00
Actual Time: 4:57:45
Finish Place: 19th; 1st Clydesdales!
Perhaps one of the most disconcerting sights I have ever seen was 50 miles into a bike ride, my legs are rubbery, the headwind is physically and mentally kicking my ass, and I am riding on all heart! There, hanging out on and about a fence in front of an avocado field stood 5 turkey vultures. In my exhausted delirium I shook my fist and yelled toward the buzzards: "You're not getting me!" (Then, I almost punched the guy passing me in the face.)
*****
The Miami Man Half Iron Triathlon has two accompanying races, the International (within range of an Olympic) and the Half Iron Duathlon. As one who determined who absolutely hates swim training, the Duathlon was the logical choice.
Leg Two – 56 Mile Bike
Like I said 99 Problems but the Bike Ain’t One! At the bike shop – Elite Cycles in Kendall – KC did not recall me requesting a bike. But, that was okay. I ended up getting a Specialized Allez Sport – the all-aluminum version of my very own Ajax Telemon. While its aluminum forks make the bike a little bumpier and apparently the shifters weren’t as good as the ones I carry. (I never noticed since it was flat and I was not trying to change speeds.) Overall it was a pretty sweet bike I was comfortable with and knew like I knew Ajax Telemon, so I will call it Ajax Oileon (currently my dad and two other of my readers are laughing).
Leg Three – 13.1 Mile Run
Apparently last year the run was voted the best part of the course – with good reason. The run is a 6.6 mile loop around the park that goes around the lake again through a campground and through the zoo. The open zoo mind you – so there are people with children gawking at animals and sometimes cheering, but mostly gawking at random people wearing race numbers who are running through the zoo.
